We Wish You a Merry Christmas and a…STOP IT!!!!

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It has been 66 days since our Christmas tree was taken down.  Christmas day 2014 won’t happen for another 286 days, 3 hours, 8 minutes and 44 seconds…43…42…41.  Despite decorating my children’s rooms for Valentine’s Day and now Easter, despite endless performances of “Let it Go” and despite my desperate pleas…my children refuse to stop singing Christmas carols!!!

Don’t get me wrong, I am the number one fan of Christmas.  Even though it’s so far away, I still find myself looking forward to certain traditions which come up during the holidays.  Christmas carols?  LOVE THEM!!  Once November 12th hits, BAM, carols blasting on my iPhone and in the vehicle.  However right now, I’m trying to gear up for Easter and each time my two kidlets try and start up a sing-along of “Jingle Bells”, I lose my mind!

I have tried everything to get them to stop.  I have downloaded multiple children’s soundtracks, including “Frozen” (their current favorite) that I play during outings in the car.  I regularly play “Galaxy Kids” on the TV radio music channel during playtime.  I’ve tried explaining that Christmas songs are only for Christmas time but they will not be swayed.  Nothing works!

It doesn’t just happen at home.  Oh no, I’m not that lucky.  You name the place and my kids will put on a show for you.  Their favorite place to belt out the holiday tunes is the grocery store, especially when we’re in the lineup.  I’m usually too busy putting groceries on the conveyor belt to politely convince them to sing a different song.  What’s more is that their adoring fans shower them with compliments and applause!  I’m doomed no matter which way I turn!

So maybe it’s time for me to decorate the Christmas tree and set up the nativity scene again.  I just have to start seeing the bright side to all of this.  Come Christmas, I’ll rent out the local theatre and start charging people!  Joy to the World!

Quinoa Pizza Bites

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Right on b’ys!!  I did it!  I went and tried something new.  I did some research on healthy, but fun, recipes and found quinoa pizza bites.  I’ve always wanted an excuse to buy quinoa, and today I finally did!

This recipe is very, very basic and while it was good…I do plan on making some changes in the future.  I’ll explain more after I post the recipe.  Quick note, in case you’re wondering, Quinoa is pronounced KEEN-wah.

RECIPE FOR QUINOA PIZZA BITES

  • 1/2 cup Quinoa
  • 1 cup Water
  • 1 egg (For a substitute, use 1 1/2 tbsp. of milled flax seed combined with 4 tbsp. of warm water)
  • Pizza Sauce
  • Cheese
  • Pizza Toppings (if desired)

1)  Preheat oven to 350º.

2)  Boil water and add Quinoa.  After boiling for a couple of minutes, remove from heat, stir occasionally and allow quinoa to absorb the water.  This takes approximately 10-12 minutes.

3)  Once quinoa is ready and cooled slightly, add egg (or flax seed mixture) and mix with hands until quinoa is able to be formed into the pizza bites.

4)  In a greased muffin pan, fill each section 1/3 full with quinoa mixture.  Be careful not to overfill the sections as the bites will tend to taste bland.  Using a spoon, pack the mixture down gently and create a small dip in the middle of each bite.

5)  Bake the bites for 10 minutes.

6)  Remove the bites from the oven and add pizza sauce, toppings and cheese as desired.

7)  Bake again for 10-15 minutes.

8)  Remove from oven, cool and enjoy!

There you have it.  For my attempt, I used the flax seed mixture since (1) I didn’t have any eggs handy and (2) eggs used as a binding agent doesn’t really go over well with my family as most of us don’t like the taste of eggs.  In the original recipe, it simply said “bake for 20 minutes”, however I found it left the bites really crumbly and hard to manage.  Afterwards, I noticed that another recipe said to bake the bites before adding the toppings so that they end up more firm.

The next time I try this recipe, I plan on adding some flavor to the quinoa such as garlic, chili powder or oregano.  Quinoa is much like rice in that it takes on the flavors you add.  Quinoa itself is rather bland, that’s why I think adding some flavor will really make the bites tasty.

I hope you enjoy these!

What’s for Dinner? No seriously…What’s for Dinner?!

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Didn’t I just make supper last night?  Why do they need to eat again so soon??  Why can’t they cook for themselves yet?  I don’t know what to make!!  Oh, don’t mind me.  I’m just going through one of my “I’m sick of coming up with meal ideas” phases.  It happens every so often and it absolutely drives me bonkers!

Everyone in the family has their favorite meals which I try to make on occasion, but not too often of course.  I don’t want us getting bored of the same dishes.  I would really like to try a number of new dishes to help broaden our family menu, but it’s hard to find the time to dedicate to doing that.  My children have busy schedules and most of the activities take place around supper time.  I know, I know, I can hear some of you shouting “You just need better time management!!”  Stop yelling at me!

Now that I think about it, why do so many of us have trouble choosing what to cook for dinner?  There are endless options out there, even for the pickiest of eaters.  Why do many of us stick with the same meals over and over and over?  Why is it so hard to pick out one meal for dinner?!  Why am I typing so many questions?

Well I am going to make you a promise.  Tomorrow, the kids do not have any scheduled activities or events so I am going to make the time to research a recipe I’ve never tried before.  Afterwards, I will share the experience with you, including pictures of course.  So check back with me tomorrow!  Wish me luck!

Chocolate Peanut Butter Marshmallow Squares

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I’m a lover of peanut butter, but only when it’s coupled with something else such as peanut butter and jam.  My favorite combination is the following recipe I’m about to share with you – chocolate peanut butter marshmallow squares.  These are SO yummy!  I promise you that you’ll be battling your kids for the last one.

There are many variations of this recipe out there and they all have different tastes and textures.  My recipe yields a rich peanut butter flavor with a hint of chocolate.  I hope you will give it a try!

RECIPE FOR CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER MARSHMALLOW SQUARES

  • 1/2 Cup Butter
  • 1 Cup Peanut Butter
  • 1 3/4 Cups Chocolate Chips
  • 1 Small Bag of Mini Marshmallows

1)  Line a 9×9 glass dish (or pan) with saran wrap.  Using saran wrap makes it easy to remove the final product from the dish and cut into squares.  If no saran wrap is available, grease the dish/pan with butter.

2)  On medium heat, and using a double boiler, melt the butter and peanut butter together.

3)  Add chocolate chips and stir until completely melted.

4)  Remove from heat and slowly fold in the marshmallows.  Try your best not to simply stir as the marshmallows will melt quickly and lose their rounded shape.

5)  Pour mixture into the dish/pan and spread evenly.

6)  Chill in the fridge for at least half an hour to 45 minutes.  Once chilled, cut into squares and enjoy!

There you have it!  You can try a few variations with this recipe too:

  • Replace the chocolate chips with butterscotch chips
  • Drizzle white chocolate over the top for a fancy look
  • At Christmas, use peppermint flavored mini marshmallows for a holiday twist

One final suggestion for you.  If you’re not a fan of chilled squares, try heating one up in the microwave for approximately 12-14 seconds.  I guarantee warm, gooey deliciousness!!  Enjoy!

Painting With Pudding – Deliciously Creative!

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I have an enormous love of art!  Whenever I can get the chance, I absolutely love to paint.  After having children, I found it challenging to including my kidlets in this favored hobby of mine.  Babies always put things into their mouths after all and I didn’t want to chance any rainbow poopie.  Many parents start off their children with non-toxic water paints, and that’s great, however I was just uncomfortable with the possibility of my kids ingesting them.  Yes they are non-toxic, but that doesn’t make them safe to eat.  One day while enjoying some pudding, I couldn’t help but think to myself “If only pudding came in other colors.”  Then I realized that if I added colors to vanilla pudding, it would basically be the same as paint!

The easiest way to color vanilla pudding is to use food coloring.  It’s quick, easy and you can get a wide range of colors.  However, with all of the controversy about dyes and additives, I would recommend using organic food coloring.  If that sort of thing is not handy to you, you can do what I do – use fruit to help color the pudding!  Here’s a quick guide:

  • Red – Strawberries/Raspberries
  • Blue – Blueberries
  • Yellow – Lemon Zest
  • Green – Lime Zest
  • Purple – Blackberries

The berries I tend to puree since it helps to make the brightest colors.  It also makes the fruit easy to ingest for smaller children.  As for the zests, all you have to do is use a grater on the outside peel of a lemon/lime.  Be careful about adding too much zest as the pudding will end up tasting strong.  Using fruits won’t make super bright colors of course, however you will get enough color to notice it on a picture and it will be healthy to eat too!  These “paints” are great for finger painting as well as traditional brush painting.  They are safe if eaten (as long as there are no milk allergies of course) and easy to clean up too (no stains!).

The only thing about painting with pudding is that the works of art are very hard to keep long term.  My easy solution to this problem is to simply take a photograph of your child’s painting so that it can be displayed for years and years to come!

Once my children were old enough to understand that real paint is not for eating, they graduated onto non-toxic water paints.  I must say that they both really enjoy this activity and I hope it becomes a constant in their lives.

There you have it!  Go ahead and get messy!!

You Know You’ve Been Watching Too Many Cartoons When…

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I totally get why children’s T.V. shows and books are they way they are.  Fun characters, catchy songs, bright colors and happiness all around.  The majority of children out there need these things to capture and hold their attention and, like I said, I totally get that.  However, have you ever been so tired of these shows/books that you start to over analyze them?  That’s what I found myself doing today.

Dora the Explorer.  My goodness, where do I start with this?!  First of all, I think she should reconsider “The Map” as a friend.  Crocodile Lake, Snaky Forest, Broken Bridges, Muddy Mudholes…does this map have a death wish for Dora?!  Why can’t he find safer ways for her to reach her destination?  One shouldn’t have to risk their life just to reach “Play Park”.  The other thing I want to know is – where is this child’s parents?  Why aren’t they teaching her to make safe decisions?  Take this scene for example:

ImageDon’t let their fake smiles fool you, these crocs would happily devour Dora and her faithful friend, Boots.  In the end, Dora waits for the turtles to line up so that she can hop across their backs to the other side.  Seriously b’ys?  Her parents are ok with this?  Why not teach her to simply walk around the obstacle?!  The same can be said for so many scenes both in the T.V. show and the books.

Let’s move on.  How many of you are familiar with the show “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse”?  The characters are the same, lovable friends that we all grew up with – Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy, etcetc.  Answer me this question…why is it that all of the characters can talk except for Pluto?  Think about it!  Two talking mice, two talking ducks, talking chipmunks, a talking cow…heck Goofy is a talking dog!  Why not Pluto?  It’s just not right I tells ya!

What about the show “Bananas in Pajamas”?  My question here is why do the characters run everywhere they go?  What’s the hurry Bananas?  Is there a fire somewhere that we can’t see?  Care to explain this phenomenon Teddies?  How about you, Rat in a Hat?  No?  Well “cheese and whiskers” on that!

Am I being truly serious about any of this?  Of course not!  Again, I know that these are children’s cartoons/books.  They’re meant to be fun and exciting for kids.  It honestly just amused me when I found myself thinking these silly questions!  Hopefully, you managed to get a laugh or two out of my post.

Wait a Minute…THIS Wasn’t In the Parenting Books!!

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Did anyone ever tell you “make sure to read the fine print before signing that”?  Yeah, that’s sort of what parenting is like, except the “fine print” isn’t listed anywhere.

When I was pregnant with my first child, I thought that I knew a lot about what it took to raise children.  I had friends with kids and I was also a proud Auntie of two.  Despite that, I read the books and interacted on pregnancy websites learning all that I could so that I would be prepared.  After my Son was born, slowly but surely, I began to discover the aspects of parenting which were unwritten…things that your friends don’t tell you in fear of scaring the crap out of you!

The biggest change in my life was the addition of worry.  Holy moly b’ys…the worry!!  The reality hit me the second time I was feeding my Son.  I looked at him and realized the huge responsibility which had been placed on my shoulders – I was responsible for a life.  A life which was not my own.  This tiny, precious being was completely dependant on me (and his Daddy too of course).  It was up to us to keep him alive, to help him grow, to help him discover who he is meant to be in life.  Do you realize how HUGE that is?  I would check on him constantly at night to make sure he was still breathing, obsess over how much he was eating and was totally strict on his sleeping schedule.  Not only was I worried about my Son, I suddenly became fully aware of my own mortality as well as my Husband’s.  Yes, I’ve always known that life is fragile and it doesn’t last forever but now I feared death.  The thought of not being around to watch my child grow up caused great anxiety as well as the thought of losing my Husband and having to raise our Son alone.  Five and a half years have passed since my Son was born and I have learned to deal with my worries, however there are still times when I find it hard to cope.

Don’t worry, my next paragraph isn’t as “deep”!  Do you guys remember what it’s like to use the bathroom alone?  No?  Me Neither!  Ahhh the good old days…the days when one could walk into the bathroom alone and do their business without interruptions.  I have yet to figure out what is so interesting about me going to the bathroom.  No matter what I try – books, games, coloring, even T.V. – the moment they realize that I’m in the bathroom, they’re right in there with me.  It’s not just quiet speculation either!  “Are you going poopie Momma?  Poopie stinky!  Can I see the poopie!  Good poopie Mommy, good job!”  I guess I just have to see the bright side – at least I get praise?  LOL!

Trust me, I could write a book about all of the things that you experience as a parents which nobody warns you about.  Not all of these experiences are doom and gloom, some are funny and some are even eye-opening.  No matter what, it’s all worth it in the end.  My children are blessings and I will do anything for them.

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Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than the prospect of my kids getting sick.   I go from being this laid back, go-with-the-flow kind of Mom to a survivor of the zombie apocalypse who’s defending her house from the walking dead!

Illnesses don’t just come and go in my house.  Everyone gets sick, no matter how much I clean and sanitize.  On Friday, one of the teachers from my Son’s school informed me that there was a nasty stomach bug going around.  In fact, an entire class of grade three students were absent that day due to the illness.  She added that it would only be a matter of time before the bug made its way down through the grades.  My stomach turned (pardon the pun!).  Colds and flus are annoying enough, but I do NOT want to deal with projectile vomit!

Naturally, the unrealistic thoughts start to brew in my head.  First, I try and convince myself that everyone will be well by Monday.  Yeah right brain…the health fairy is gonna fly around to all of the sick children and magically banish the stomach bug.  Next, I convince myself that my Son hasn’t been in contact with anyone who is sick (which is totally possible!).  That silly thought was stomped into the ground when I discovered that several of his friends are just getting over the bug.  Ok…Ok…I can handle that.  He really didn’t spend much time around those friends over the past few days, so we should still be good.  So I try and reassure myself once again that we are contact free.  Well this evening I went to the local corner store and was speaking with one of the employees and she proceeds to tell me about her day which consisted of cleaning up vomit from her two very sick sons.  WHAT?!  Are you kidding me?!?!  *gasp* *choke* *cough*  CONTACT!!

After leaving the store, I sanitize the crap out of my hands and finally come to terms with reality – if my kids are going to get sick, they’re going to get sick…no matter what I do.  I can’t very well quarantine them from their friends, school and other activities.  If they do get sick, I will simply deal with the problem then.  It’s not the end of the world after all.

I certainly hope I didn’t jinx myself by purchasing Lysol spray and Mister Clean in advance.

5 Things NOT to Say to a Stay-At-Home Mom

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There is one thing of which I am very sure – not everyone is cut out to be a stay-at-home Mom.  I wholeheartedly laugh at the people who think that we SAHMs (stay-at-home Moms) are lazy, freeloading, or selfish.  Clearly, you have no idea what we do all day.

I’m not here to get into all of the things I do in a day.  If you’re a fellow (or former) SAHM, I know you hear me!  The following is a list of phrases that I never want to hear again.

1)  “It must be nice to have so much free time.”  Oh it sure is!  With the skydiving lessons and pool parties, I find it so hard to work on my latest book.  Are you kidding me?!  Free time??  There are days when I wonder how I will find time to get the dishes done, let alone find any free time.  Being a SAHM isn’t about me wanting to be on a permanent vacation…because it’s not like that at all.  Working parents pay babysitters/daycare workers to care for their children.  Would they be paying good money if these caregivers were sitting on their butts all day long watching TV?  No!  They pay good money so that someone can care for their children for the day.  Caring for children is a JOB.  People get paid money for it.  As a SAHM, the only difference is that I don’t get paid.

2)  “What a shame to let your education/career go to waste.”  I didn’t toss my career out the door, it’s simply on hold for a while.  Right now, staying at home with my children is much more important to me.  Jobs and schools will ALWAYS be there.  In ten years, they will be there.  In 20 years, they will be there.  In 50 years, they will be there.  My kids will only be young once in their lives.  Once.  It will never, ever happen again.  I want to savour every single moment that I can and be there for them.  When they are grown and no longer need me to care for them, I will return to my career.

3)  “I wouldn’t be able to stay at home.  I’d die without adult conversation.”  I find that rather offensive.  You’re saying that I can get along without adult conversation?  Of course I crave the company of other adults!  It’s not hard to find that company through other SAHMs, friends, family and so on.

4)  “Your husband must be making a ton of money”  I’m sorry, but when did my family’s financial situation become your business?  Please don’t assume that just because I stay at home that we are rich.  The same is for the opposite.  Please don’t assume that we are struggling either.  It’s best to avoid statements like this all together.

5)  “Let’s ask the SAHMs to volunteer for (insert function here) since they don’t work”  Again with the “not working” thing?!  It really surprises me that many organized groups/clubs will say things like this.  Just because I stay at home with my kids, it doesn’t mean I have time to bake endless trays of cookies for your bake sale.  I volunteer at my Son’s school when I’m able to and they appreciate the time I am able to donate.  They know and understand that I have two children and can’t always commit to doing things.  Why can’t more people be like this?

The list could go on and on, but these are my top five pet peeve phrases.  What about you guys?  What things do you wish people would stop saying/asking to SAHMs?

Eat Your Vegetables! They’re Good For You…or Not?

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We all want our children to live long and healthy lives, am I right?  Making sure they eat the right foods plays a big part in helping to achieve this goal.  Here’s the thing – do you know which foods are the “right” foods?  Are you sure about that answer?

When I first became a parent, I figured that keeping my son healthy would be easy.  When the time came, I made my own baby food from fresh fruits, crisp veggies and lean meats.  He also didn’t have any sugar or junk until he turned one.  Off to a good start, right?  Skip ahead another four years and he continues to eat, what I consider to be, healthy.  Things such as chips and cheesies only happen perhaps once per month (if that) and take out is limited as well.  All the same for my daughter of course.

Over the past year or so, there have been more and more news articles and reports about deadly chemicals found in food, animal growth hormones, deadly dyes and so on.  Let me give you an example.  The following (non-organic) fruits and vegetables are considered the most dangerous because of the level of pesticides found in them:

The Dirty Dozen for 2013
  1. Apples
  2. Celery
  3. Cherry tomatoes
  4. Cucumbers
  5. Grapes
  6. Hot peppers
  7. Nectarines (imported) 
  8. Peaches
  9. Potatoes
  10. Spinach
  11. Strawberries
  12. Sweet bell peppers

The reason these are considered “dirty” is because all of these fruits and vegetables have very thin skins which are edible.  Pesticides are sprayed directly onto them and absorbed into the fruit/vegetable to keep crops insect free.  Even if you peel them, the skins are not considered thick enough to filter out the pesticides.  Do you see some of your child’s favorite foods on that list?  Apples, grapes and strawberries are my kid’s favorites.

How about dyes?  Kraft recently stated that within the next year, it will be removing the artificial dyes Yellow No. 5 and Yellow No. 6 from the ingredients found in Kraft Dinner (a popular meal among children).  These dyes are proven to increase hyperactivity in children.  In the UK, a warning about these dyes MUST be included on the packaging of the foods they are contained in.  Rather than add the warning to their packaging, Kraft decided to remove the dyes all together (You can read more about this story here).  Artificial dyes can also be found in beef (to make them red which is supposed to make them appealing), cereal, candy and water flavor enhancers (such as Mio).

Then of course there was the 20/20 news report about “dirty meats”.  Hot dogs, bologna and certain sausages are made with the scraps of multiple types of meat which are not considered pure enough to go into quality cuts.  These scraps are found on a “sanitary” floor, put into a huge vat to be boiled (and therefore sanitized), then they are pureed, seasoned and formed into the right shapes.  My kids love hot dogs, so I decided to switch to “Maple Lead Natural Selections”.  The ingredients are right on the front of the package – pork, water, sea salt, vinegar, spice, cultured celery extract, dehydrated garlic, smoke.  That all sounds good and natural, right?  Yeah, that’s what I thought too.  Well cultured celery extract is just a fancy term for nitrite – a preservative that may be linked to cancer according to the Canadian Cancer Society.  What’s funny is that on the package, you will find the words “No preservatives”.  (Read more about this here)

So by now I’m sure you’re all ready to eat organic.  After all, that’s what everyone says is the healthiest way to go, right?  There are a growing number of people who are attempting to live a more organic life and those people too are being fooled.  Many companies see organic as a fad and are trying to get in on the action.  A product, such as baby food, may be listed as organic but only certain ingredients of the product are actually organic foods.

By now, if you’re like me, you’re ready to move to an island and attempt to grow/raise your own food!  With SO much contradicting information out there, how on earth do you know what to believe?!  Some people are lucky enough to live in areas where actual organic fruits, vegetables and meats are grown locally.  However, that lifestyle isn’t possible everywhere.  It also isn’t possible for everyone.  Eating organically can be very expensive and when you’re on a tight budget, spending five dollars on two avocadoes as opposed to an extra value meal at McDonald’s seems crazy.

So how on earth do we get our children to eat healthy?  Personally, I’m trying to live by three rules:

  1. Everything in moderation
  2. Less is more
  3. Education is key

I’ve decided that I’m not going to go crazy with trying to live organically because in my town, it’s just not possible to live a true organic life.  My children delight in a Happy Meal from McDonald’s once in a while and I’m not going to deny them of that.  As long as I limit how often they have such a treat, then that will be ok in my eyes.  As for the “less is more” rule, in making my food choices, I will choose the foods which have less chemicals/additives in them.  For example, I will purchase a pint of strawberries over a frozen pizza any day.  My final rule is pretty self explanatory.  If you educate yourself about the ingredients which are found in the foods you eat, you will be better prepared to make smart choices.  Don’t be afraid to google ingredients you don’t know.  I do that all of the time!

I’m not here to try and persuade you one way or another, I’m simply sharing some surprising information that I’ve learned over the past year.  In the end, you have to do what’s right for you and your family.